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With week two in the
books there are only 8 teams in the
league of 32 who are still undefeated. To a lot of peoples surprise
and a great surprise to the Badnatives Podcast our Detroit Lions are 1 of the 8 undefeated teams.
So let’s talk about week 3 who is playing where and who J. MASS thinks is going to win what games.
Also in this article host J. Mass will reveal his three locks of the week.
Let us start out with two defeated teams though there are also 8 teams who have not won a game yet this season. In week 3 there is only one match up where
two 0-2 teams are facing each other. Which obviously means someone is
walking off the field with their first win of the season for sure in
that match up. So in the battle of
defeated J. Mass
likes the Cleveland Browns
to go into Indianapolis and
beat the Colts
giving them win number one, and giving the Colts a dismal record of 0-3. In the Thursday night game the
Los Angeles Rams are
traveling to San Francisco
to play the 0-2 49ers. J. Mass likes the Rams to go into San Fran and serve up win number 3. This will of course make the 49ers 0-3 and will add more fuel to the fire for the Kaepernick lovers to talk more untrue shit and create more idiotic memes about how
good a quarterback that was third string last year really is.
In the Sunday early games the defending NFC champions and
undefeated Atlanta Falcons are coming here to play the Badnatives Podcast own
and also undefeated Detroit Lions.
J. Mass stated “though he likes Atlanta and feels they have a good chance to be playoff
bound again this year he is sticking with his undefeated Lions once again to
get it done at home.” J. Mass then added in a loud roaring tone “Forward down the Field!” Super star DJ and Badnatives
own DJ Yorkoo stated “he too was sticking with the home town Leo’s if for no other reason than
he simply doesn’t like the city of Atlanta.” The Baltimore Ravens 2-0
are traveling to play the 1-1 Jacksonville Jaguars and J. Mass likes the Ravens. The 2-0 Denver Broncos are traveling to Buffalo to play the
1-1 Bills J. Mass says “this is a tougher pick but he will take the whooo ooh Buffalo Bills to get it done at
home.” The next early game features DJ Yorkoo’s favorite team as a kid and maybe still today
the 2-0 Pittsburg Steelers
are traveling to Chi Rack
to play 0-2 “THE BEARS.”
DJ Yorkoo who never picks against the Steelers likes the Steelers and J. MASS say’s the Steelers are the first of his three locks to get it done on the road in the Windy City. The
undefeated Tampa Bay Bucs
who are only 1-0 due to the hurricane are traveling to Minnesota to play the Vikings who are 1-1 themselves. J.MASS says “NFC North rival F THEM give me famous Jameous
and the Bucs.”
The 1-1 Houston Texans
are traveling to New England
to play the 1-1 Patriots
and Tom Brady who uncharacteristically lost at home in week 1. J. MASS says “what are you kidding me I am on the cover of MADDEN 18 with my fellow MICHIGAN
MAN BRADY GIVE ME THE PATS.” In lock number 2 of week number 3 J. MASS likes the undefeated but only 1-0 Miami Dolphins to go
to New York and beat the New York Jets who are still trying to figure out if they really are an NFL football
team or not. It is probably fitting that
New York is known as
the “City that never sleeps” because they are certainly losing sleep over
both of their football team so far this year. The New York football Giants 0-2 also are traveling to the city of brotherly love but Philadelphia Eagles fans are
going to be the only ones loving this game as J.MASS says Eagles win and G Men go
to 0-3. In the last early game Sunday the surprisingly 0-2 New Orleans Saints and Drew Brees go marching into Carolina to play Cam Newton and the 2-0
Carolina Panthers. No
question about it J. MASS
says give me the black I
mean Carolina Panthers.
This week there are only three 4:00 games and
the first is the Seattle Seahawks
1-1 and Richard Sherman
rolling into Tennessee to
play the 1-1 Titians.
J.MASS says “defense wins ball games give me Richard and the boys Seahawks win.” The second 4:00 game features the
undefeated Kansas City Chiefs
going out west to play the L.A. Charges who are defeated at 0-2. KC fans are singing the other KC and his partner JO JO tune because they want someone to tell them their Chiefs are for real. J. MASS says “he hears that tune as well so give
him the Chiefs.” The last 4:00 game of the Sunday early evening is
the third and final lock
of the week. The defeated Cincinnati Bangles 0-2
are traveling to the frozen tundra that’s not quite so frozen yet to play Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers at 1-1. J.MASS says “though I really hate
everything Packers and DJ Yorkoo gave up eating cheese, plus he can’t stand Rodgers sided with Kaepernic, I have to still go with the Pac in a lock to get it done at home.” The Sunday night showcase
game America loves football game features the
undefeated Las Vegas Raiders
and the black hole
on the move to the Nation’s Capital
to play the 1-1 Washington Redskins. J.MASS says “the Redskins have been too busy watching the back
and forth between President Trump and the Rocket Man give me the Raiders.” In the Monday night match up last game of week 3
the Dallas Cowboys 1-1
travel to the desert to play the ageless
wonder Larry Fitzgerald
and the Arizona Cardinals
who are 1-1 also. J.Mass
likes the Cowboys to bounce back after a disappointing week 2 and win on the road in the
desert. Those are the picks
comment or email us at Badnativemi@yahoo.com
if you see the games differently or just want to talk shit about your team. Until next week have a safe and happy
week from the lovely folks at Badnatives Sports yeah that’s us. Fuck it I am out!
WRITTEN by Host J.MASS
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